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May the Force Be With You!

December 24th, 2015 · No Comments · Real Estate and Technology, Real Estate Humor, Santa Barbara Real Estate, The Real Estate Scene

Please enjoy our real estate flyer spoof for the new Star Wars Movie “The Force Awakens.”  Bitcoins and Imperial Credits acceptable for purchase.


DEATH STAR features 1,536,000 Beds / 2, 127,000 Baths * Web # 00011122 Offered at $7,500,000,000 Imperial Credits

Amazing Alderaan Views can be enjoyed from almost every room! Around the corner from the outer rim come home to this impregnable fortress designed by galaxy renowned architects. Powered by several hypermatter reactors this one of a kind gem houses trash compactors on every level and offers beautiful barracks as well as it’s very own Tie Fighter Fleet with a plethora of AT-AT and AT-ST’s for surface operations.

The almost fully operational Death Star c omes abundantly furnished including 15,000 heavy and standard turboblaster batteries. 7,500 laser cannons, and 5,000 ion cannons. This orbital deep space battle station also boasts 768 tractor beam emplacements.  Enjoy an en suite Throne Room that adjoins the Master Bed Chamber.  Keep your 2.4 million passengers and crew in check with your very own state of the art detention center. Truly exquisite! *Space ship required for Open Houses.

GALACTIC IMPERIAL BROKERAGE – 123 Galaxy Drive on the Outer Rim   805.845.2888 and 805.722.0322 “May the Farce be with You!”

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