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Something Different

September 5th, 2017 · No Comments · Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Real Estate Humor, Real Estate News, Santa Barbara Real Estate, Something Different

Something different. OK, this has little to do with Santa Barbara, but since it’s real estate related – and kind of curious? How do you create a real building dedicated to toy blocks? By scaling them up.  That’s the idea behind the LEGO House, an official Lego museum meets theme park. Architectural firm Bjarke Ingels […]

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The Case of the Bogus Buyer

December 16th, 2016 · No Comments · California Real Estate, Real Estate Humor, Real Estate News

Nina Hatvany, luxury property specialist in  San Francisco, and a real-estate agent for more than 20 years recently shared these stories for the Wall Street Journal : The strangest thing that ever happened in my real estate career is observing the number of people who enjoy masquerading as qualified buyers of luxury properties. Perhaps because of my […]

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May the Force Be With You!

December 24th, 2015 · No Comments · Real Estate and Technology, Real Estate Humor, Santa Barbara Real Estate, The Real Estate Scene

Please enjoy our real estate flyer spoof for the new Star Wars Movie “The Force Awakens.”  Bitcoins and Imperial Credits acceptable for purchase. DEATH STAR features 1,536,000 Beds / 2, 127,000 Baths * Web # 00011122 Offered at $7,500,000,000 Imperial Credits Amazing Alderaan Views can be enjoyed from almost every room! Around the corner from the […]

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Santa Barbara Real Estate Humor

September 17th, 2015 · No Comments · Hope Ranch Homes For Sale, Montecito Homes For Sale, Real Estate Humor, Santa Barbara Homes For Sale, Santa Barbara Real Estate

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How Not To Market Your Property

February 24th, 2015 · 1 Comment · Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Real Estate Humor

Here are some examples of how NOT to market your property. Amazingly many of these tired worn out pitches are still used by some real estate professionals. Why?!  Here’s a humorous take on real estate marketing phraseology.  Hope you enjoy! Will Not Last!      Not to burst your bubble, but those 347 days on […]

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Finding That Perfect Property Or Person Online

January 18th, 2015 · 1 Comment · American Riviera, Carpinteria Real Estate, Ennisbrook, Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Montecito Real Estate, Real Estate Humor, Santa Barbara Real Estate, Santa Barbara Realtors, The Real Estate Concierge, The Real Estate Scene

(Not for the humor impaired or comedically challenged) Yesterday’s man or woman used to think, “if I need to find someone this way, I’m already lost!” But today, someone might say, ” I don’t have enough time to drive around and look at all the open houses/a potential homebuyer’s version of “speed dating”, so maybe […]

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Ellen Degeneres Finds Some Funny Real Estate Ads!

November 18th, 2014 · No Comments · American Riviera, Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Real Estate Humor, Santa Barbara Realtors

Ellen Degeneres Shows Why Realtors Should Proof Read Their Ads! Share this:

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The Listing Appointment

November 13th, 2014 · No Comments · Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Real Estate Humor

The Listing Appointment with George Segal and Richard Benjamin trying to sell their house.   Real Estate Sketch Comedy! Share this:

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10 Things Real Estate Agent Won’t Tell You

April 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment · Mark Lomas and Kirsten Wolfe, Real Estate Humor, Real Estate News

Jonathan Burton wrote in the Wall Street Journal Market Watch April 2, 2014 that there are Ten Things Real Estate agents won’t tell you.  Not a whole lot of breaking news here so I thought it might be fun to break down, and either refute or agree with Mr. Burton. Google Jonathan Burton for the […]

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